1.Throw back shots of whiskey. Liquor will do too. Anythig with high alchohol content. If no drinks are available, complain loudly about lack of booze.
2. Tell tall tales of extreme sports. Recent bungee jumps or skydiving is best. If the most adventurous you've been is walking up the steps insead of taking the elevator, lie loudly or make fictitious plans for next week.
3.Ostentatiously carry packs of feminine hygiene products into bathroom. Enough said.
4. Ask to be the kvatter at a Brit
5. Leave a packet of contraceptive pills lying around
What not to do:
- Wearing tunic tops or any form of baggy clothes is stricly forbidden. Wear tight and form fitting clothes only. (Sorry rabbi.)
- Never be sick, Ever. If you are sick, don't tell anybody. Nausea is off limits, whatever virus you have.
Don't say I didn't warn you.